Okay, changed my mind on boobage envy.
"A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys. The larger the breasts, the more they move and the greater the discomfort. In one study, 56 percent of women suffered from breast pain when jogging. [....] In some cases, breasts can slap against the chest with enough force to break the clavicle."
(What is this bra-thing they speak of? I wonder if the cats have stashed all of mine into wherever their catnip mousies disappear off to.)
"A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys. The larger the breasts, the more they move and the greater the discomfort. In one study, 56 percent of women suffered from breast pain when jogging. [....] In some cases, breasts can slap against the chest with enough force to break the clavicle."
(What is this bra-thing they speak of? I wonder if the cats have stashed all of mine into wherever their catnip mousies disappear off to.)