Still qadgop's fault.

[wombat1138]

Don't bait me. The worms will destroy
The virtue you're damming-- enjoy
It now; carpe diem
This AM or PM!
Amore, please stop being koi.

(When you swim and you feel
You've been bit by an eel
That's-- a moray!

When you go on a raid
And you might need first aid
That's-- a foray!

When you sing
Ting a ling a ling
Ting a ling a ling:
Terpsichore!

When Canadians go
Through a wall, doncha know
That's-- a door, eh?)