It seems to me that a lot of video games try to divide the world into five "elements," generally working out to hot, cold, electrical, windy (or healing) and spirit or summat like that. I don't know if that's because so many of them are trying to straddle Eastern/Western tradition or what.

Also, aren't there seven virtues? Or am I misremembering?

And now I'm going to be giggling all morning over "This also suggests that Mary was not just a sacred vessel but also had certain condenser-like properties, yea verily a sacred popsicle mold, and I am *so* going to hell."