Handy bite-sized classics

[wombat1138]

I'm blaming these on qadgop, because I can.


"Compared to medieval regalia,
This modern life is so much paler."
Thus Miniver Cheevy,
Nostalgic and grievy,
Raised toasts to his hepatic failure.

My name's Ish. Ahab set sail
To shish-kabob the great white whale,
Who chose to enact
Murder-suicide pact
With the whole ship, 'cept me. End tale.

Her hair, skin, and eyes? Beige monotony.
Her voice? It's pure garlic cacophony.
Yet I love her most;
Let lying fools boast
Their muses with praise-perjured prosody.

April sucks. Pick a card, here:
She drowns and he floats. (hic) Beer?
Gratuitous quote
And random footnote.
Götterdämmerung (splat). PH33R!

Comments

[eeedge.livejournal.com]

I suppose it's good to have someone to blame them on because otherwise you'd have to shoulder the burden.

Oh my!