I don't know, but as fellow lesbian (http://tbogg.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_tbogg_archive.html#107820945231769400) witch (http://www.farsinet.com/truth/index5.html)-turtles (http://atrios.blogspot.com/2004/07/senator-heart-turtle.html), we'd better stay the heck away from that even weirder species, the Right-Wing Horndogs. (I'd attempt a picture, but it would have to be in ascii.)